To fry or not to fry?

I’ve had a momentary lapse in character but they say change is good. For the last couple of weeks I haven’t really had that much fried chicken but I did manage to perfect the cook time on oven roasted small chickens.

I did 2 this week and they both came out stellar!

4.5 lbs – 360 degrees for 1 hour 20 minutes. Perfect juicy bird!

Yum!!

Squishy’s Bday Banquet

Well it was Squish’s birthday last week… I figures I’d give you the run down:

1. KFC party wing bucket…
2. Ralphs Market Chicken Fingers
3. Old Garrett ass shows up with the full Popeye’s spread!

Let’s just say I ate my fill

Recession – my favorite time o the year!

Well well… The stock market is way down and joblessness is at an all time high… What does that mean??? Niggas gotta eat on the cheap and food retailers know it.

Just last week you could get free el pollo loco, dominoes pizza, and even the amazing KGC. A couple months ago I got on a free lunch day and had a free Quiznos and 2 free Jack tacos. Both were horrible but promos gotta get eaten. But this last weekend’s deal really took the cake. I don’t know if every popeye’s is tryna’ eff with this deal…. Some how I know it’s not possible. Popeye’s located at Colorado and the 2 freeway is offering 2 piece dark for $.99 and 2 piece white for $1.99. For those who don’t know about chicken that means you can get totally full for less than 5 bills. If you order right you could feed you family for that much.

Lastly, they had this new shit “Cajun Sparkle”…. Pause. It was like zataran’s and lawry’s combined. I put it all over everything… Pause.

I know this deal will last a bit longer but don’t count on it for ever… Hurry Nigga RUN!!!

For $4.31

This is absolutely no dice..

Now because of the major props El Pollo loco has been getting the old colonel I guess felt like he was in a pinch. Lame.

Anyhow, you know I wouldn’t be any interested in trying imposter chicken but the idiots at KGC mistook my order for 2 fried breasts and gave me this BS.

I’d like to close by saying that, though I haven’t tried it, but I gotta give credit to Popeyes for the naked chicken. They did it first KFC. At least you guys have firsts on that rap RnB chicken mixtape. I might have to bite you on that one.
DJ ROCKWELL – PRIDE 180 mixtape!

Really Niggers?

I want this blog to be about chicken…. NOT BLACK PRESIDENTS!!

Palm Sprangs Niuh!

Ok… So if you happen to be in Palm Springs and you like chicken I highly recommend this breakfast.

Billy Reed’s – Chicken Fried Chicken and Eggs!!

***** five stars fo’ sho’!

Doin’ it big time!

Me and the 87 Family got to get loose at Cinespace with Rye Rye and Blaqstarr. It was pretty fun… You know me and Squish had to lay down the foundation before we could build the party house..

Sorry Friers…

I had chinese fried chicken wings on Monday at Tasty Garden in Monterey Park…. Forgot to photograph, and then last night I made chicken bacon rich boys… Like a po’ boy but with munster cheese. By either name it was effin’ bomb salami! Can’t say the same for the Chinese chicken checkers!! Sorry for the lack of photos.

Next time I am skipping the Chinese chicken and havin’ at some Popeyes Classic…. By any means necessary!!

You know what time it is!!!!

Stay Fried!
Rock

I Believe In A President That Loves Chicken

There are a lot of reasons people have for not trusting this black president… I mean he likes basketball, smokes newports (black Chicago smoker=newports), and he even likes saying “nigga”… You could hear it in his voice. But as far as I’m concerned, the way he is diving into that fried wing with the hot sauce, collards and corn bread a waiting, totally makes up for the fact that he’s sitting with greasy ass Al Sharpton discussing the future of the black community as influenced by the KFC Pride 360 campaign.

KFC PRIDE 360
Jennel Latoya is my favorite from the compilation. This is all your fault Sharpton!!!! (seriously listen to these songs… The ultimate death blow to black musical culture)

So basically, who cares if the economy is shot and the world is at war!!! Chicken is good!

Suspicious Bars

So I’m sad to report that one of my favorite chickening holes may be drying out.  The last few days here in sunny CA have been really nice for getting on the scooter.  I’ve been taking the hipster route from DTLA to the office in Hollywood, crossing through Echo Park and Silverlake.  Anyhow, I think that Echo Park Pioneer is closed… Now I know all of you chicken filet eaters think there’s something wrong with that one vs the Sunset and fountain one, but I think you’re just racist.  It’s ok for Mexicans to cook the chicken, but God forbid they live across the street from it.

Here are some great memories of me and my homie Maxwell after a good days dig (dig as in records… not many people know that any more)

It looks like they haven’t been opening and the security bars are all locked up.  I really worry that it’s gone….  but I guess with Han Cholo gone I won’t be on that block half as much as before.

The final Han Cholo/Showpony block party. This will be missed.

Jams.

I also would like to take this time to let you know about Troublemaker’s Remix of Nothing to Worry About that we jumped on with UNI and Adam Tensta.  Thanks guys for pumping that one out fast.

Peep it here.

Lastly, I’d like to give some props to a track that made me feel good today.

The Knux, “Fire (Put It In The Air)”

These niggas sound like Pharcyde when Pharcyde sounded like my life…

Congrats on the good work guys.

Stay Fried.